Pet peeve of the day

Serious UrbanDictionary definitions that aren’t funny and are actually informative.

dog-earing – to turn down the corner of a page, especially in a book. sometimes used to bookmark pages.

Yawn. It totally defeats the purpose!

forklifting – Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.

That’s more like it!

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