Serious UrbanDictionary definitions that aren’t funny and are actually informative.
dog-earing — to turn down the corner of a page, especially in a book. sometimes used to bookmark pages.
Yawn. It totally defeats the purpose!
forklifting — Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.
That’s more like it!